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So I’m in a barroom where I see two chuckleheads shooting the breeze about the Olympics.

One someone says that this guy Phelps cognized he was travelling to be great at seven old age old. Then some other adds that the bather has attentioned deficit disorder. Some former people nod, expression they had got heard the same affair. And so, scorn everyone seeing this muck said lots of multiplication before, they still talk about it anyways.

It’s a conversation without barriers, where facts fly freely because they aren’t your own.

And that’s the intention of the Olympics. It’s non to show window our best jocks, but to permit people talk about crap, that for the old four age no one yielded a turd about.

More of import, because no one has anied prior noesis of the present Olympics, everyone trusts on the same VAT of info; spewing forth from the chunneled faces of round talking heads.

Olympic trivia is cared your basic Chinese eating house: Wherever you find one, you find the same matter.

So now I find myself in unnumberable situations where citizenry keep stating me stuff I simply heard from somebody else and I want to surround them all with a giant pillow.

But then I realise that I am shamefaced of this excessively. Here, I talk about today’s themes like I’ve observed them, when all I’m making is reiterating something I heard earlier and then morphedded it to fit my needs.

So mayhap I’m overly hard on these temporary experts, for I am one quotidian on issues ranging from nukes to nudists. The only divergence is that I’m right on everything and citizenry who take issue with me are worsened than Hitler.

Greg Gutfeld hosts “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld” weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Direct your comments to:
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