Gutfeld: Barack Obama Flexes His Muscles


On Wednesday, Barack Obama assured to change over our minded focus on Iraq to deadly “terrorist refuges” in Pakistan.

He informated it forcefully, folding his munition gently, as if to tell everything is locomoting to be only fine. And for a minute, you could tell that his hearing felt the same way.

Something was in the atmosphere - and, in his forearms. Appearing at them, it was clear that the senator has existed working out more. His thorax looks firm and he looks to hold more definition in his rock-hard biceps. I bet he does preacher man curls - free weights only, none of that Bowflex crap.

But that’s non the only muscle Obama has existed flexing. Earliest this hebdomad, he standard a standing up ovation at the NAACP pattern, saying that blacks need to take for granted more individual duty.

When he used up this position, one word came up to take care: courage. Besides, quads. You couldn’t help but notice how powerful they are. You can realize the military capability emanating upwardly from Obama’s potent calf and second joint muscles - the kind I could put application on, over and over once more.

No doubt they are well toned by performing tag with his lovely girls. Even the tidings “adorable” does non do them justness. Perhaps an intelligence needs to be contrived to draw something more endearing than endearing and then we can utilize that to his girls.

Until then, permit them their seclusion.

But mouthing of those holy men, they must have existed proud, when their father radius to La Raza last Sunday. There he boldly said how foiled he is in McCain’s new position on migration. You could see a piata drop it was so quiet, and the quiet seemed to illumine his breadth, like an aureole.

His sanely styled head of hair seems to have got been adorned with a touching of grey, non unlike a young Morgan Freeman, yielding him an air of wiseness extremely rarefied for an adult male of such a young age. It’s like he has alled the experience of a John McCain, without the nasal breadth.

This is a bozo you could decidedly have a beer with or hook up with or cohabitate with, if you’re gay.

And if you dissent with me, you’re likely a racist.

Greg Gutfeld hosts “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld” weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Direct your comments to:
redeye flight@foxnews.com

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