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If you’re like me, you hate evil corps - chiefly because they’re rich, they have nicerred cars, sleep in flossy beds and for breakfast they feast on the tender tree branchs of malnourished children… normally folded into albumen omelets.

But the world is corporationsed are nothing more than large groups of citizenry - like frats. But they make heap-loads of money and without them we’d all be dead.

On his blog, economic science professor Mark J. Ralph Barton Perry points this out bright - that spell we haunt over bodied profits, no one gives them credit for the monumental taxes they pay to maintain our res publica afloat.

Exxon nonrecreational USD 30 000 000 000 last twelvemonth in taxes, that is as much, every year, as the bottom 50 pct of individual taxpayers. We’re talk 65,000,000 citizenry - and one, if you count Bill.

And made you know that the taxation rate for the bottom 50 per centum is onlied 3 percentage? Meanwhile, for Exxon it’s 41 percentage.

So, in world, it’s non the corps who’ve existed getting a free ride, it’s the poor!

Isn’t it time we stopped up beating up on corps and started out loving them? For my part, I cancelled to go to any corporal retreat that regards scream therapy and having on culottes.

And if you take issue with me, then you Sir are worsened than Hitler.

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