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So last Sunday, I named how inspiring Obama seemed playing basketball game. I described him as Jesus Christ, but with a better jump pipped.

Yesterday on “Hardball,” Chris Matthews has articulated the same affair, mentioning how telling Barack appeared shooting handbaskets, as well as how great it was overly see all those smilinging black soldiery welcoming the new christ. It’s as though the military personnel think Obama is reallied looking out for them. Which is a little unusual. I mean, Obama was against the rush, which is acquiring the warfare and relieving lives. So I wonder if Obama thinks triumph in Iraq makes him look rather bad.

Still, he’s so damn looking!

My guess, nevertheless, is that all the smilinging troops have littled to do with Barack’s political relation. Rather, military personnel spend a mess of clip, bored, holding back for crap to take place and celebrated people are interesting. They’ll come out to realize anyone - with the possible exclusion of Estelle Getty, who went through away this morning time - God rest her psyche.

Seeing Obama in someone is cared seeing anyone in real living that you’ve only understood before on TV. That’s wherefore troops even clap Nickelback - and they suck.

See, this response is justed an chance to wonder at mortal that antecedently was only four inches tall in your inhabitting room.

(Insert phallus joke here).

Anyhow, Chris Matthews pulls off to lose this because he’s in the army tank for Obama. Rumor has it Matthews is setting about a MySpace group named “Straight Men Who Would Marry Obama” with Jake Tapper as a charter member.

So extolment, Chris, on being the very 1st winner of “Red Eye’s” “In the Tank” award. You will have your prize soon: a monogrammed pair of kneepads.

Greg Gutfeld hosts “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld” weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Direct your comments to:
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