Views

A cast director for a new film was appearing for malformed individuals to picture “West Virginia mount people.” They’ve already started by acquiring Julianne Moore.

Ostensibly they’re moving after a facial expression that advises inbreeding - non unlike the banjo-strumming small fry in “Rescue” or the Olsen Twins.

Now, the manufacturers said this is notted meant to pigeonhole country common people, but that’s crap. My guess is that lots of mount families are less like “The Munsters” and more like “The Waltons” - but I say for anyone motorring a Prius through Brentwood, you’d have to be an connatural if you’re non living near a Starbucks with free Wi-Fi.

The good word is the cast director has existed fired. But, pigeonholing rednecks as toothless goblins won’t stop. It’s easy to do because they don’t protest or call their congresswoman, mainly because they are excessively busy scrambling squirrels.

I kid the skinning-squirrel folks.

But I wonder what would go on if you made the same cast call for say, a motion picture about act of terrorism. Wanted: Arabs. There would be an tumult and justifiedly so.

If I existed a mount person, I would use my “preternatural appearance” to force a real “Beverly Hillbillies.” I’d camp out on the producer’s lawn with my crawly kids. Then I’d show them wherefore indoor plumbing system is so overestimated.

Greg Gutfeld hosts “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld” weekdays at 2 a.m. ET. Direct your comments to:
redeye flight@foxnews.com