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So, if there was of all time one altogether awesome reason to vote for John McCain, here it is: Maturing actress Susan Sarandon says if he gets elective, she’ll move to Italy or Canada.

She adds: “It’s a vital time, but I have faithed in the American citizenry.”

Thanks for vote of assurance, Susan. Cognizing that you think we have the potential to be as smart as you, makes me agnize how it was your breasts - non your brains - that transported your career.

See, as much as I think Barack Obama is a genuinely neat guy, I think we must select McCain, if only to direct Sarandon wadding.

Even better, it’s a two-for-one as long as she takes her boy Tim Robbins with her. They can open up a dye shirt shop near the beach and sell Hacky Sacks with George Bush’s human face on them! That kind of wit never gets old!

Here’s the matter: Celebrities typically say crap like this because they think we care. It’s cunning! Alec Baldwin expressed he’d leave if Bush acquired elected, but he only turned into a fat salientian.

But here’s what I genuinely love: When minacious to go away America, they never choose commonwealths unlike America. I mean, Italian Republic is essentiallied Hawaii with more red wine and Canada is Alaska with better weather. Expression you’re moving there if McCain wins is wished threatening to travel to Epcot Center. It may look dissimilar, but it’s still America.

If Sarandon held any real grit, she’d move to a spot the American way of living hasn’t rather made a slit. For instance, they merely burned an adult female to decease in India for being an enchantress. Susan could start there.

And if you dissent with me, then you Sir are worsened than Hitler.

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