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So I’m observation the constituent of the Oscars where they held our military personnel introducing the awarding for best documentary short when my roomy, Scott the flying attendant, held an thought for a flick.

It’s about terrorists striking the Oscars! Talk about a red carpet - with clumps of Versace and Valentino everyplace! The only subsisters find safe oasis under Michael Moore, who peculiarly enough, goes forth unscathed.

That’s offensive, I emphasised. But, still I enquired, how would Hollywood react to such an attack? In the picture show version, of course of instruction, Bruce Willis would come to the saving, and extinguish every fellow member of Al Qaeda.

But in world, Hollywood would be indignant, then infringed, until amalgamation together in understanding that its all Bush’s error — or instead, Bush-itler.

Hollywood’s need to decline America in favor of sticking out the genuinely intolerant, way you better take that it’s our fault, non the cats in the annihilation vests, (that by the manner, come in a classic two-piece supporting players that’s both age-appropriate and refined.)

But the fact is, because so plenty of flicks these years say it’s the U.S. that’s responsible for for everything bad in the world, it’s clear that terrorists would never strike in Hollywood. I mean, wherefore target your Allies - specially when you’re mislaying?

Greg Gutfeld hosts “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld” weekdays at 2 a.m. ET. Direct your comments to:
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