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Postdating Barack Obama’s political campaign is cared watching an ally of yours dump a psychotic lady friend. In this case, Obama is the ally and the crazy, soon-to-be ex is the went forth.

In the starting out, Obama could pander the weirdos over at The Huffington Post and MoveOn.org but because, back then, the residual of America wasn’t paid attention.

But now that he has the nominating address and citizenry are really listening, he’s falling the Wesley Clarks of the world like bug-infested spuds. Now, among the normal, Obama can no recollective hold onto all those nutlike beliefs, that agency, he must turn right.

I’ve articulated it earlier: The Democrats know you can’t break away left because you’ll mislay. Which is funnied when you think about it: The only way your party can acquire, is to bunk from your party’s notions.

So far, Obama has tossed on the expiry penalty and thinks guns are smashing. He’s recognised the Foreign Surveillance Act and he’s no recollective entertaining high teatime with Ahmadinejad. And now he’s damn MoveOn.org for vocation General Petraeus a treasonist. His crazy ex-girlfriend must be trimming back up his underclothing.

But it’s non over so far. Just wait until Obama returns from Iraq verbalising about how the force has fallen and that the rush is doing work. At this point he will embrace the musical phrase his left brethren bemocked so well — “stay the course of study” — and admit that we are, in effect, gaining the warfare. Once he abandons his crackbrained stance on the capital gains tax, the makeover will be most complete.

So sit down back and bask it, as the imbalanced ex-girlfriend boils in her cellar apartment, blogging about her grief, as the residue of us agnise that Obama isn’t bunking against McCain, he’s turn into him.

And if you dissent with me, then you’re worsened than Eric Alterman.

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